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pardonmewhileipanic:

iridessence:

I read all of these aloud in an obnoxious, old timey voice.

same

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dickhealth:

dickhealth:

I am a villain in an old Zorro story, and Zorro has just stabbed me in the dick. I am uninsured. Please, dick doctor, tell me how to doctor my own dick, so that I may go on to fight Zorro once more.

–Don Cándido

Dear Don Cándido of Los Angeles, CA,

I understand completely that you’d…

neilcicierega:

What a nostalgia trip!

(part one / part two / part three)

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